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All I Need To Know I Learned From The Easter Bunny

 

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Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

 

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Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

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Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

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There’s no such thing as too much candy.

 

 

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All work and no play can make you a basket case.

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A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

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Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

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Let happy thoughts multiply Like rabbits.

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Some body parts should be floppy.

 

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Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans.

 

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Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.

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The grass is greener in someone else’s basket.

 

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An Easter bonnet can cover the wildest hare.

 

 

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To show your true colors, You have to come out of your shell.

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The best things in life Are still sweet and gooey. 

 

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EASTER Humor

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What Happens when HENS Eat ‘Fruit Loops’

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Happy Keester

Happy Keester

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EverythingINeedtoKnow, ILearnedFrom theEaster Bunny...clip_image001[8]

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

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Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

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Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

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There’s no such thing as too much candy.

 

 

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All work and no play can make you a basket case.

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A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

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Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

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Let happy thoughts multiply Like rabbits.

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Some body parts should be floppy.

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Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans.

 

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Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.

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The grass is greener in someone else’s basket.

 

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An Easter bonnet can cover the wildest hare.

 

 

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To show your true colors, You have to come out of your shell.

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The best things in life Are still sweet and gooey. 

 

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April Fools

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, ‘Case dismissed!’

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, ‘Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah…yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!’

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, ‘Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists’ holiday!’

The lawyer pompously said, ‘Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that that holiday be, your Honor?’

The judge responded, ‘Well it comes every year on exactly the same date—April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as ‘April Fools Day,’ consider that Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!!

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This is not intended to offend anyone or mock one’s belief’s.

But it is April and it is a joke.

Easter Bunny Wisdom

In the spirit of Robert Fulgum’s wonderful best-seller, “All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten”, here is some wisdom from the Easter Bunny:

Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket
 

Walk softly and carry a big carrot
 

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears
 

There’s no such thing as too much candy
 

All work and no play can make you a basket case
 

A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention
 

Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day
 

Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits
 

Some body parts should be floppy
 

Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans
 

Good things come in small sugarcoated packages
 

The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket
 

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare
 

To show your true colors you have to come out of your 
shell
 

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey

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